December 19, 2008

HOSTEL........!!!

hello ppl... iam back..! firstly i wanna thank all my frds who read and reviewed my blogs!

Hostel..., "home away from home" !

this is true in some cases and not so true in some cases.!! hostel life is an adventure in itself.... the fun of gossiping/bitching, knockin for some help,breaking rules,midnight birthday parties etc have a charm in itself..!! Hostel life makes u independent, bold, shapes ur personality,helps ur interpersonal skills etc .. however it is entirely ur prerogative how u perceive this life!

i personally love the gossiping and rule breaking part..!!

my life in mcc hostel:

i stole electricity from the plugpoints ( we were denied electricity but had plugs in rooms) and used it to the max the whole year ! i cant express the pleasure on my parents face when they heard it.. they were extremely proud of me !!

next i stole the terrace key from d warden s room and sneaked up @ 1 am along with maggi chips and coffee..! 3 friends..coffee mugs..kurkure..and cool wind..!! awesome pleasure!!

bunking hostel and partying gave me all time high ! thanks to my lovely seniors who gave me a roof over ma head for the night..!

now lets discuss IBSB girls hostel.....!!

We got a major shock (i could manage , others were lost) of our life when we stepped into this hostel... the rooms were like matchboxes..! barely there! imagine 2 ppl fitting in the tiny room..! no space for stuff and urself.! hey bhagwan !!

next shock.....!! partial walls... i have never come across such a concept in my life!! but the positive side being it ensured wireless communication thru the floor in a cost effective manner.not only the college but also the hostel proved that itz gonna be home for management students...!!

how to invade of privacy should be learnt by the authorities of my goddamn college..

itz like kahaani ghar ghar ki wherein i get to know whtz happenign in the other rooms. it keeps us up to date abt the college gossip, personal gossip, the budding romance between ppl and also teaches us how to talk to ur boyfriends... lolz..
the clock ticks 9 30 PM and we see a ramp walk of all bfs and their delicate darlings near the hostel.. some walk and some ride..! NO prizes for guessing whtz ticking in their minds when deadline approaches.. one extra minute is all wht their want !! but raghu anna's whistle shooes them away !!
it must be just 10 30--11 and we again find these babes occupying their fixed positions on the staircase..they keep on chit chatting till wee hours of morning unaware of who crosses them and who dont !! some of them whisper in their sweetest of their tones,some nag, some shout and some fight..! yet they manage to make in on time to the 8 o clock class...!! phew... some STAMINA!!! GR8 GOING...!!
now the LOOS and bathrooms of our hostels..
girls need to be given a crash course on the loo manners.. !! they dirty the entire area( no dirty details given) forgetting the fact that there is a whole bunch waiting to do the DEW !! lol
someone actually squats on the western commode and leaves footmarks..! just wanna know that babe and ask her WHY? and HOW?
girls should be more hygienically inclined and well maintained..but this proves wrong in this hostel...
roomates...(or roomies) .. well i thank kavita madam for hooking me upw ith megha.. touch wood.. she is understanding and caring..! when we see other roomies bickering and not gettign along we will we r blessed.. having a good roomy is essential because it gives u a mental peace after a traumatic day in college..some one is there to talk to,share ur grievances etc.. but we just find warring roomies in ibsb ( exceptions are there) many shift their rooms,ignore/torture their roomies etc.. my advise is swalpa adjust maadi should be ur motto..! after all u need to live amiably
Food..!! my servants eat better food than we get in the canteen..! but majburi ka naam gandhi !!
they have a monopoly here and love to exploit us @ every given chance...!! unfair !!
the staff in the canteen should be given soft skils classes and asked to behave in a decent fashion... iw ish i could burn that damn place!!
now the positive points !!
kavita madam.... a very good warden... sweet natured and caring woman...!! i know some ppl may not accept this..but i would say gals, it aint easy handling 150+ girls..!!
Cleaning.... itz a relief not to clean my room and a blessign to get a maid do the same..!
staff... very friendly staff.....

i think this is enough now.. i thank megha for helping me with this blog..
do post reviews/comments !!
love anu !!

What a woman wants....!!!

The million dollar $..!! the holy grail of guys..! the secret... etc...
call it by any title of sorts yet it is the intriguing mystery to all... here is an humble attempt to answer d same..!
now women are considered to be unpredictable,moody,complex,intriguing,mysterious etc..
let me tell u something.. we adapt to the situations aptly and we r not that complex to understand.! gguys take us for granted and complicate things.. they fail to understand that we have emotional needs and are not only meant for making babies,washing,cooking and warming ur bed...! here r some pointers which will help u understand us little better.!
  • Be loving and caring.... praise us for some small effort made by us ,love and cherish us
  • dont be overcritical for every goddamn thing
  • be romantic once in a while (for some losers)
  • a girl likes a GUY as in a macho guy not a metrosexual hermaphrodite.! i mean why do guys shave and wax and thread their eyebrowS?? only difference is u dont have periods (also mood swings lol ) and u dnt bear children
  • call her and talk to her.. let her know u will b there for her
  • dont break her heart
  • be loyal to ur partner.. if u r in a external relationship talk it out decently and end it amiably. dont be cheap and rude!
  • a long drive and romantic talk turns a girl on...
  • in bed.. be giving and not only demanding.. if ur gf/wife isnt in the mood for sex leave her alone that night.. dont demand it ! as u wont enjoy it.. i suggest u rather SHAG !lolz..
  • respect a strong headed independent girl and her viewpoint.
  • let a girl spread her wings
  • gift chocolates and red roses..
  • as for wedding, a diamond ring works wonders !!
  • help in daily chores
  • comfort her during her PMS

i think for the moment this should be it...!! hope it helps u little bit for understanding us !!

lastly would say dont treat girls as though they r unimportant ! they r a beautifl part of life... cherish,respect and love them....

do post comments !

love

anu

December 18, 2008

Love , Life and Sex...

Love is supposed to be a beautiful feeling... iam sure it must b! but the question is does it hold true in today's scenario..
we as bachelors and spinsters love maggi noodles for its instant cook factor (as max stay outside home) and hence we look for the same in our love life..
i love u !! the most over abused words in today's time.! bangalore culture is literally going to dogs.. everyone has min 2 bfs (iam currently single lol) .. i guess this is true even in IBSB. many girls and also guys claim to have steady relationships back home yet, they sniff aound like bitches in heat in the campus.. i see a new love story developing every day !
where is ur so called committment level now?
my personal opinion is that flirt and date as much as u can sustain and cope with.. but then dont blemish the term "committment"..! it is a strong term to be used only when u know abt ur future together..
i personally keep updating my bf's list since i believe total committment is only after marriage!

love is companionship for me... the beautiful feeling of belonging to someone and someone belonging to u.. where u hang out together physically,emotionally and mentally..
the best scene can be... rainy weather.. loved one..balcony...coffee and a quilt...! oh jesus!! it sounds sweet...!!
now comin to life.... life is a dynamically beautifully gift given to us by GOD... how we lead is upto us.. i dont beleive in philosophies (which have no head or tail) .. so i would say
  1. live and let life
  2. total enjoy maadi
  3. never regret ur actions.. if u feel like doing something JUST DO IT !
  4. 4.never intentionally (also unintentionally) hurt others...!

SEX.....! The taboo topic of indian society...

i fail to understand WHY ? we have a population of billion plus ppl... did they fall from d sky?? i dont think so.. sex is a beautiful feeling ( i have heard so..lol) and has been glorified from centuries.. the best sex treatise is from our own motherland, Vatsyana's kamasutra

the temples of khajuraho bear testimony to the same...!! then my question is why is it so degraded in recent times?? the advent of movies and the cheap body show has screwed up ppl's perception! women are just thought of as a bundle of gr8 tits and ass..where has the respect gone? why do guys care if we wear padded brassieres of not??

Sex is a personal issue and shd be respected..asking questions like r u a virgin? shows cheapness of mind.. none of ur fucking concern if a guy/gal has screwed many times or not!

now.. premarital sex is the lastest issue.. i believe it is ok till d time u r comfortable with the guy and have no regrets later on..!!

i think i shd stop now..!! more viewss but time constraint !

plz comment on my articles!!

love

khushi